Nepali Non Veg Jokes !!!!!!

Nepali Non veg Jokes   

1. 

Chori : aama uta hernu ta fauji haru aaye raka xan.
aama : fauji haru ko niyet kharab xa ja vitra gayera luk.

chori: aama fauji haru ta hasi hasi aaka xan .
aama : ja teso vaye bakhro lae ni vitra lera.

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2.

 Aama : chhori yadi kunai keta le BRA lai touch garyo bhane bhannu  “DONOT” 
ra penty lai touch garo bhane bhannu “STOP”   

Bholi palta chhorile aama lai bhanyo “aaj ek janale ekai patak BRA and PENTY lai touch garyo maile bhane “donot stop
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3.

Mom : Chori talae kta kasto lagyo ? Ramro vaye ma kura aagadi chalauxu
Chori: Keta thik xa tara ali moto vayo
Mom:Tv chaye 14 inch hos ya 42 inch remote ta 6 inch ai hunxa kyare.
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4.

Doctor: mam tapauko ghuda ma kasari ghau vo
kt: i was having sex in doggy style
doctor: tapailae aaru style taha theyena?

kt: malae ta taha theyo tara mero kukur lae taha theyena :D :D 

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